Eurodancer

To Øl

DKK 35,00

In stock

Size:
0.33l
ABV:
6.5%
Style:
American Pale Ale
Malts:
Cara Crystal, Cara Pils, Flaked Oats, Melanoidin, Munich Malt, Pilsner, Wheat
Hops:
Centennial, Citra, Galaxy, Simcoe

An acknowledgment has since 1999 slowly spread through Europe to the rest of the world, that the only good thing that ever came out of the Euro was Eurodance – a special kind of electro music designed for one purpose only: To forget the everyday hassles through dressing up in synthetic luminous pants, too tight shirts and dance like a motherfucker to a 4 to the floor beat with a synth on speed and a vocal repeating it self again and again (good if it is with a simple statement, like “I’m Blue”, “I’m a Scatman” or simply just nonsence like “Dubidub” or “Uh I Uh Ah Ah”). All this just to underline the statement, that if the people running our countries are ignorant stupid fucks, then what should be the problem with me dancing like a ignorant stupid fuck.

We at To Øl are of course big supporters of people who are making a living of stupidity and that’s why we have made a sequel to our summer beer “Sundancer” called “Eurodancer”.

Eurodancer is a hoppy Pale Ale at 6,5% ABV. It is a fresh, fruity thirst quencher and a genuine stupid fuck.
Salute!